holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????
this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do
This documentary is one of my favorites all around but this moment may be the best part.
jessica lange is hotter than me and she’s 64
"why don’t you have a boyfriend?"
have you looked at me for longer than 5 seconds because that’s why??